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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR HOME NEEDS A SPRING CLEANING




TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR HOME NEEDS A SPRING CLEANING
From ParentingHumor.com

Date: Monday, December 09 @ 23:28:12 EST
Topic: House & Home


10. Someone asks, "What died in here?" ...and you show them.

9. Dust on TV screen gives everybody comical Andy Rooney eyebrows.

8. When you win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, Ed McMahon refuses to get out of the van.

7. The so-called "Dust Bunnies" have sharp, snapping teeth.

6. Your house gets hit by a twister and it actually looks better.

5. Guests take one look at your bathroom and decide to use the backyard.

4. When someone from the health department rings your doorbell, you say, "Not again!"

3. Every time you turn on a faucet, you hear a muffled barking sound.

2. Even Robert Downey, Jr. refuses to sleep on your floor.

1. You've been receiving death threats from Mr. Clean.


From the April 8, 1997 David Letterman Top Ten List




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