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Humor - Why God/dess Made Pets




This was sent to me in an email by a friend... I thought it was cute.

Why God/dess made pets:

They can be helpful
They can be helpful.

They protect our children
They protect our children.

They look out for the smaller ones
They look out for the smaller ones.

They show us how to relax
They show us how to relax.

They converse with each other
They "converse" with each other.

They help you when you're down
They help you when you're down.

They are great at decorating for the holidays
They are great at decorating for the Holidays.

They have great expectations
They have "great" expectations.

They are Patriotic
They are Patriotic.

They are happy to test the water
They are happy to "test" the water.

They love their teddies
They love their "teddies".

They know who's boss
They know who's "BOSS".

And they know we need a good laugh
AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!




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