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MoonDragon's Realm - Life Humor
BARTENDER'S PSYCHOLOGY




BEFORE YOU DRINK IN PUBLIC, YOU SHOULD READ THIS!


Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

THE SURVEY RESULTS FOR WOMEN DRINKERS :




DRINK SERVED: BEER

Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down-to-earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.






DRINK SERVED: BLENDER DRINKS

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.






DRINK SERVED: MIXED DRINKS

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste, knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.






DRINK SERVED: WINE (Does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.






DRINK SERVED: WHITE ZINFANDEL

Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO clue.

Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.






DRINK SERVED: SHOTS

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!






DRINK SERVED: TEQUILA

No explanations required... everyone just KNOWS what happens here.






SURVEY RESULTS FOR MALE DRINKERS:

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:




DOMESTIC BEER: He's poor and wants to GET LAID.






IMPORTED BEER: He likes good beer and wants to GET LAID.






WINE: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image and help him GET LAID.






WHISKEY: He doesn't give a damn about anything BUT GETTING LAID.






TEQUILA: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.






WHITE ZINFANDEL: He's gay.






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