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Before you drink in public, you should read this!Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down-to-earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste, knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine (Does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required... everyone just KNOWS what happens here.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to GET LAID.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to GET LAID.
wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image and help him GET LAID.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything BUT GETTING LAID.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay.
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