MoonDragon's Realm - Life Humor
BEFORE YOU DRINK IN PUBLIC, YOU SHOULD READ THIS!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
THE SURVEY RESULTS FOR WOMEN DRINKERS :
DRINK SERVED: BEER
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down-to-earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
DRINK SERVED: BLENDER DRINKS
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
DRINK SERVED: MIXED DRINKS
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste, knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
DRINK SERVED: WINE (Does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
DRINK SERVED: WHITE ZINFANDEL
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.
DRINK SERVED: SHOTS
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
DRINK SERVED: TEQUILA
No explanations required... everyone just KNOWS what happens here.
SURVEY RESULTS FOR MALE DRINKERS:
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
DOMESTIC BEER: He's poor and wants to GET LAID.
IMPORTED BEER: He likes good beer and wants to GET LAID.
WINE: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image and help him GET LAID.
WHISKEY: He doesn't give a damn about anything BUT GETTING LAID.
TEQUILA: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
WHITE ZINFANDEL: He's gay.
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