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THE TWELVE DAYS OF PARENTHOOD




THE TWELVE DAYS OF PARENTHOOD
From ParentingHumor.com

Date: Sunday, December 08 @ 15:20:10 EST
Topic: Marital Bliss


Sing freely to the Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of parenthood my husband said to me,
"I really want to stay at home and raise my family."

On the second day of parenthood my husband said to me,
"I have one can of soda and two sci-fi novels. Parenting is ea-sy."

On the third day of parenthood my husband said to me,
"I have one baby waking, two lungs a-screaming, several nerves a-tingling. Better go and get Mom-my."

On the fourth day of parenthood my husband said to me,
"I have one hour sleeping, two hours wailing, three bottles leaking, diaper needs-a-changing, and my cup of coffee is e-mpty."

On the fifth day of parenthood my husband said to me,
"I have four TVs playing, three balls a-bouncing, two rattles shaking, and a dose of aspirin inside me."

On the sixth day of parenthood my husband said to me,
"I have five minutes silence, four used up binkies, three goosedown blankies, two empty bah-bahs. Start looking for a cheap Nanny."

On the seventh day of parenthood my husband said to me,
"I have eight cans of formula, seven minutes burping, six times a-spitting, and a mountainside of dirty laundry."

On the eighth day of parenthood my husband said to me,
"I have nine diapers changing, six times a-pooping, three times a-checking and a child who is very gassy."

On the ninth day of parenthood my husband said to me,
"I've said seven prayers a begging, five miracles asking, three Torah readings, and five Hail Marys.

On the tenth day of parenthood my husband said to me,
"I have three brain cells living, one raging headache, two migraines waiting, and an ulcer bigger than our Christmas tree."

On the eleventh day of parenthood my husband said to me,
"I have one bag of diapers, two cans of soy milk, three bags of groceries, and absolutely no more money."

On the twelfth day of parenthood my husband said to me,
"Good luck. I'm going back to work. Better you than me!"




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