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ChildbirthSolutions.com: Childbirth Humor
WonderWise Humor: Birth Order, Satire from a Youngest Child
HumorArchives: Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
Midwifery2000: Midwifery Humor
NurseFriendly.com: Labor & Delivery, Obstetric Jokes, Humor
Pregnancy.About.com: The Essential Pregnancy Kit
Childbirth Solutions, Inc,: Humor
MoonDragon Humor: Birth Drugs For Dad
MoonDragon Humor: Male Bonding
MoonDragon Humor: Birth of A Princess
MoonDragon Humor: Top 15 Things NOT To Say During Childbirth
MoonDragon's Pregnancy Information: Pregnancy & Parenting Humor
Parenting Humor: Birth of a Hamster
MoonDragon Humor: A Self-Diagnostic for Mothers with Deficient Noun Disease
MoonDragon Humor: Are You Ready To Be A Dad?
MoonDragon Humor: Assorted Parenting Funnies
MoonDragon Humor: Because She's Your Mother That's Why
MoonDragon Humor: The Daddy Zone
MoonDragon Humor: Embarrassing Your Children: An Introduction
MoonDragon Humor: Family Stress Test
MoonDragon Humor: Kid Facts
MoonDragon Humor: The Mommy Bill of Rights
MoonDragon Humor: New Parent Test
MoonDragon Humor: Parental Prerequisites
MoonDragon Humor: You May Be the Parent of a Teenager If...
MoonDragon Humor: Patience Pays Off
MoonDragon Humor: The Perfect Parent
MoonDragon Humor: Real Parents VS Parenting Magazines
MoonDragon Humor: Tell Tale Symptoms You've Been Cooped Up With The Kids Too Long
MoonDragon Humor: The Twelve Days of Parenthood
MoonDragon Humor: Things That Make You Say Hmmm
MoonDragon Humor: Top Ten Cries From Your Baby
MoonDragon Humor: What's In A Name?
MoonDragon Humor: Wrestling Wonder
MoonDragon Humor: You Know You're A Mom When...
MoonDragon Humor: Boston Humor - You Know You Are From Boston If...(and more)
MoonDragon Humor: Be Happy!
MoonDragon Humor: Clutter
MoonDragon Humor: Grocery Shopping - An Olympic Sport
MoonDragon Humor: How To Bathe A Cat
MoonDragon Humor: Why God/dess Made Pets
MoonDragon Humor: Husband Sickness (or, Sick of My Husband)
MoonDragon Humor: Thirty Minutes To A Cleaner House
MoonDragon Humor: Top Ten Signs Your Home Needs A Spring Cleaning
SpicyHumor: Pics, Photos, Stories, Cartoons
GoofyHumor.com: Pics, Jokes, Cartoons
TheHumorSource.com: Pics, Jokes, Cartoons
Death & Taxes Humor
We All Have Our Days... When Absolutely Nothing Seems To Come Out Right..."
MoonDragon's Humor: Humor In Traveling: Signs You Might See
MoonDragon's Humor: Things To Avoid When Talking To A Police Officer & Links
MoonDragon's Humor: Feminine-Women Humor & Quotes
MoonDragon's Humor: Women's Revenge on Men
MoonDragon's Humor: Staying Young
MoonDragon's Humor: Senility Virus...Warning! & Senior Humor
MoonDragon's Humor: Eternal Truths
MoonDragon's Humor: Bartender Psychology
MoonDragon's Humor: Happy Friendship Week
Know Jack Schitt
Death Clock: How Long Do You Have Left?
Death Test: Determine Your Life Expectancy
Darwin Awards: Those Who Improve Our Gene Pool...By Removing Themselves From It
Yahoo.com: Tasteless Morbid Humor
SOME QUOTES... DEEP THOUGHTS (by David Levinthal)
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, "Where is the ceiling?!"
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will show you a man who can't get his pants off!
Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open. Just make sure the strings are still attached.
I'm not having hot flashes, I'm having power surges!
Just because you're smart does not mean the other guy is stupid.
If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how does it stick to the pan?
Young at heart--slightly older in other places.
We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Having an out-of-body experience. Back in five.
Time is Nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen all at once.
If at first you don't succeed, to heck with it.
Do unto others, then run.--Benny Hill
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the tiny mind.
It's gonna be like threading a needle with a haystack.
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.--Carrie Fisher
We are not human doings; rather, we are human beings.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.--Lily Tomlin
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts.
Baroque (adj.): When you are out of Monet.
All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the queen.
I'm not just a gardener, I'm a plant manager.
I am woman. I am invincible. I am tired.
My reality check bounced.
I get plenty of exercise--jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck and dodging deadlines.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
The truth is out there. So what are you doing here?!
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
Does vacuuming count as aerobic exercise?
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
You are here: X.
There's no speed limit on the information superhighway.
Sweat is nature's way of showing you your muscles are crying.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are.--Buckaroo Bonzai
It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
Men don't roar; women roar. Then they throw heavy objects.
There are two rules for ultimate success in life. 1. Never tell everything you know.
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.--Bill Murray [actually much older, I think]
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
When I get to where I'm going, will somebody please tell me where I am?
I have a problem with authority. I AM the authority!
Motherhood: the longest guilt trip you'll ever take.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
Motherhood: Another reason why we need God's constant help.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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