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CHILDBIRTH, PREGNANCY, MIDWIFERY HUMOR


ChildbirthSolutions.com: Childbirth Humor

WonderWise Humor: Birth Order, Satire from a Youngest Child

HumorArchives: Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife

Midwifery2000: Midwifery Humor

NurseFriendly.com: Labor & Delivery, Obstetric Jokes, Humor

Pregnancy.About.com: The Essential Pregnancy Kit

Childbirth Solutions, Inc,: Humor

MoonDragon Humor: Birth Drugs For Dad

MoonDragon Humor: Male Bonding

MoonDragon Humor: Birth of A Princess

MoonDragon Humor: Top 15 Things NOT To Say During Childbirth

MoonDragon's Pregnancy Information: Pregnancy & Parenting Humor





PARENTING HUMOR


Parenting Humor: Birth of a Hamster

MoonDragon Humor: A Self-Diagnostic for Mothers with Deficient Noun Disease

MoonDragon Humor: Are You Ready To Be A Dad?

MoonDragon Humor: Assorted Parenting Funnies

MoonDragon Humor: Because She's Your Mother That's Why

MoonDragon Humor: The Daddy Zone

MoonDragon Humor: Embarrassing Your Children: An Introduction

MoonDragon Humor: Family Stress Test

MoonDragon Humor: Kid Facts

MoonDragon Humor: The Mommy Bill of Rights

MoonDragon Humor: New Parent Test

MoonDragon Humor: Parental Prerequisites

MoonDragon Humor: You May Be the Parent of a Teenager If...

MoonDragon Humor: Patience Pays Off

MoonDragon Humor: The Perfect Parent

MoonDragon Humor: Real Parents VS Parenting Magazines

MoonDragon Humor: Tell Tale Symptoms You've Been Cooped Up With The Kids Too Long

MoonDragon Humor: The Twelve Days of Parenthood

MoonDragon Humor: Things That Make You Say Hmmm

MoonDragon Humor: Top Ten Cries From Your Baby

MoonDragon Humor: What's In A Name?

MoonDragon Humor: Wrestling Wonder

MoonDragon Humor: You Know You're A Mom When...





GENERAL HUMOR


MoonDragon Humor: Boston Humor - You Know You Are From Boston If...(and more)

MoonDragon Humor: Be Happy!

MoonDragon Humor: Clutter

MoonDragon Humor: Grocery Shopping - An Olympic Sport

MoonDragon Humor: How To Bathe A Cat

MoonDragon Humor: Why God/dess Made Pets

MoonDragon Humor: Husband Sickness (or, Sick of My Husband)

MoonDragon Humor: Thirty Minutes To A Cleaner House

MoonDragon Humor: Top Ten Signs Your Home Needs A Spring Cleaning

SpicyHumor: Pics, Photos, Stories, Cartoons

GoofyHumor.com: Pics, Jokes, Cartoons

TheHumorSource.com: Pics, Jokes, Cartoons

Death & Taxes Humor

We All Have Our Days... When Absolutely Nothing Seems To Come Out Right..."

MoonDragon's Humor: Humor In Traveling: Signs You Might See

MoonDragon's Humor: Things To Avoid When Talking To A Police Officer & Links

MoonDragon's Humor: Feminine-Women Humor & Quotes

MoonDragon's Humor: Women's Revenge on Men

MoonDragon's Humor: Staying Young

MoonDragon's Humor: Senility Virus...Warning! & Senior Humor

MoonDragon's Humor: Eternal Truths

MoonDragon's Humor: Bartender Psychology

MoonDragon's Humor: Happy Friendship Week





TWISTED HUMOR


Know Jack Schitt

Twisted Humor.com

Death Clock: How Long Do You Have Left?

Death Test: Determine Your Life Expectancy

Darwin Awards: Those Who Improve Our Gene Pool...By Removing Themselves From It

Yahoo.com: Tasteless Morbid Humor





SOME QUOTES... DEEP THOUGHTS (by David Levinthal)

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, "Where is the ceiling?!"

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will show you a man who can't get his pants off!

Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open. Just make sure the strings are still attached.

I'm not having hot flashes, I'm having power surges!

Just because you're smart does not mean the other guy is stupid.

If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how does it stick to the pan?

Young at heart--slightly older in other places.

We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Having an out-of-body experience. Back in five.

Time is Nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen all at once.

If at first you don't succeed, to heck with it.

Do unto others, then run.--Benny Hill

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the tiny mind.

It's gonna be like threading a needle with a haystack.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.--Carrie Fisher

We are not human doings; rather, we are human beings.

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.--Lily Tomlin

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts.

Baroque (adj.): When you are out of Monet.

All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the queen.

I'm not just a gardener, I'm a plant manager.

I am woman. I am invincible. I am tired.

My reality check bounced.

I get plenty of exercise--jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck and dodging deadlines.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

The truth is out there. So what are you doing here?!

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

Does vacuuming count as aerobic exercise?

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

You are here: X.

There's no speed limit on the information superhighway.

Sweat is nature's way of showing you your muscles are crying.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are.--Buckaroo Bonzai

It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.

Men don't roar; women roar. Then they throw heavy objects.

There are two rules for ultimate success in life. 1. Never tell everything you know.

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.--Bill Murray [actually much older, I think]

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

When I get to where I'm going, will somebody please tell me where I am?

I have a problem with authority. I AM the authority!

Motherhood: the longest guilt trip you'll ever take.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

Motherhood: Another reason why we need God's constant help.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.









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